Well, it took 3 weeks but I did it finally – only missing the deadline by a week or so. I’ve spent most of those 3 weeks sat in front of a blank word document, trying to will words onto the screen by staring. They did appear eventually, they always do. But anyway, it’s done now, my writing portfolio, that is. I had to churn out a monologue, a poem, (gawd, never again!) prose, my favourite word and another bullshit-filled statement. Doesn’t sound too hard, does it? Well, it was - for lazy old me, at least. >.<

I might put a few extracts on here, possibly. If anyone fancies a laugh, I can upload my personal statement, it’s oh-so very honest. The parts about me being punctual, motivated and hard-working are all true. ..ish.

Anyone fancy a collab of sorts? I’ve got a little free time I need to fill ~ I’d be happy to work on both the writing and the arty stuff, though I warn you: my art’s gone downhill after neglecting it for several months, heh.

There’s a man outside with a big pick-axe…. Hmm.